Are You Lost VI

1910001_10202366648590091_7589657265662642234_nI’d like to think that because I’m such a great writer people are coming to read about my thoughts on music. Of course, what’s really happening is that people are typing crazy shit into search engines and ending up here. After reading fellow blogger Mike Delano’s posts about what search terms lead folks to his site I thought it would be fun to share what leads people to The Audible Stew.



Jerry Cantrell Slut

Jerry Cantrell Slut

jerry cantrell slut

axl rose is a dick – Definitely the best answer to the question “What’s wrong with Axl Rose”?

courtney love ted nugent/al jourgensen layne staley/mike patton elvis costello/joey jordison & al jourgensen – I have no idea why these pairs of names came up…

My lyrics are deep and meaningful, but you can't make them out because I'm screaming them unintelligibly!

My lyrics are deep and meaningful, but you can’t make them out because I’m screaming them unintelligibly!




oliver sykes screamo – Apparently Oliver Sykes is the singer for Bring Me The Horizon or some other awful band that I’ve never heard of. But when I first saw this post I thought John Oliver (the guy who replaced Jon Stewart on the Daily Show for a few weeks) was in a screamo band.


The kind of girl you want to take home to Mom.

The kind of girl you want to take home to Mom.


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bands similar to in this moment -why does this search keep leading to my blog? There’s a tab on Spotify to answer this question better than I can!

did marilyn manson play in sadie rene’s – This search was obviously made by a reader from Canton, Oh because no person from outside that town knows about the dive bar Sadie Rene’s. My guess would be no, Marilyn Manson is from Canton, OH but the band formed in Ft. Lauderdale, FL and by the time they were a national act they were opening for bands like Danzig and Nine Inch Nails who definitely weren’t playing dive bars like Sadie Rene’s in the mid nineties.


Joey Jordison Rocking a Cock

Joey Jordison Rocking a Cock

joey jordison becomes a cock rocker

most semi nude arab music videos

nine inchnale cock – I’m not sure if this is a search for a pcture of Trent Reznor’s penis or for a dildo in the shape of a 3/4 foot spike.

forbidden young porn search engines – If it’s forbidden I don’t think you’re going to find a search engine for it.

sarah connor tits

miley cyrus twat – I’ve been looking all over for picture of that.

what is in the syringe in the in this moment whore video – Milk? Blood? Liquefied rabbit lingerie?