One of the best perks of my new position at work is that I get a uniform. This has numerous benefits; the biggest of which is that I don’t have to do nearly as much laundry. And when I do laundry I don’t have to worry about oil and soot staining my clothes.
The other benefit is that I look pretty damn good in the uniform.
There is one thing I don’t understand though:
I swear I didn’t get a job as one of the priests of the temple of Syrinx. I have no idea what the 2112 means. Something about fire protection.
I like to think it’s because I’m a great writer that people are coming to read my thoughts on music and politics.Of course, what’s really happening is that people are typing crazy shit into Google and somehow ending up here. After reading
Of course, what really happens is people type crazy shit into Google and somehow end up here. After reading Lebrain’s posts about what search terms lead to his site I thought it would be fun to share what leads people to The Audible Stew.
Turns out it’s mostly a desire to see Stevie Nicks naked.
trump can suck a giant bag of dicks – Yes, indeed he can.
donald trump eats a big bag of dicks – I would like to see this. Is it on YouTube?
women of gwar nude
kim dylla hot – Didn’t she play Vulvatron in GWAR? I’ve never seen the name of a member of GWAR next to the word hot unless it was the sentence “Boy, those crazy rubber suits GWAR wear must be really hot because they all stink worse than a gym locker room’s nutsack from all the sweat soaked into them.”
taylor momsen bare – Still looking.
stevie nicks see through naked – So many people want to see Stevie Nicks naked for some reason… and they all end up on this blog.
stevie nicks toes
stevie nicks nackt
trim the fat on albums melon collie and the infinite sadness – If only I could. But what if you did have a time machine and could go back and do it? What would the ramifications be? We might be living in some alternate universe where the Smashing Pumpkins didn’t release a few great albums then a lot of really horrible ones.
porn model at juggalo concert – Eww. What porn model would that be? I don’t even want to know. Next question…
brad wilk nude – What? How did this guy get here?
rock on the range 2017 may 21st flash tits woman
In the interest of keeping my political rants / satire pieces separate from the music posts I’ve started another blog. If you enjoy this stuff, give the page a like and a follow. If not, just sit back and I’ll get to doing more album reviews soon.
This may not pan out and I might go back to just the one blog, but I wanted to give it a try.
Washington- President Trump promised voters a “big, beautiful scandal” that will be announced by the end of the week.
“It will be, I believe, the biggest scandal in American history,” said Trump. “Bigger than Sally Hemmings, Lincoln’s sexual preference or Calvin Coolidge’s Cocker Spaniel put together. It will be bigger than Watergate. It will be so big that after this we’ll have a new suffix to replace -gate on political scandals.”
President Trump has been facing serious backlash for his firing of FBI Director James Comeyand spilling government secrets to Russian officials. He hopes this new revelation will take the focus off other scandals.
“It’s going to be so yuge that people at my rallies (which are the biggest rallies ever held, bigger than Stalin’s or Castro’s rallies) will begin yelling ‘Lock him up!'” bragged the obviously confused chief executive. “Even sycophants like Paul Ryan and Bob Gibbs are going…
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I love how the line ‘Let’s roll another joint’ is changed to ‘Let’s hit another joint’ in the radio edit of Tom Petty’s ‘You Don’t Know How It Feels.’
That totally changes it into something I can sing with my grandmother.
Now that we’re on the 100th day of his I think it’s time we take a look back on the biggest accomplishments of Trump’s historic presidency.
89 Wow, this is harder than I thought it would be.
75 I don’t hate moderate Republicans like John McCain or John Kasich as much as I used to. I suppose that’s a plus right.
62 And then there’s the… oh, no. Nevermind.
32 Then there was his controversial decision to… oh wait. That sucked too.
22 Rember that time he sucked a whole bag of dicks? That was good right?
14 We haven’t nuked anyone yet. (Fingers crossed that I won’t have to update this before publishing it tomorrow.)
Wow! Can you believe all the great things Trump has managed to accomplish in just 100 days? I can’t wait until we can look back on all of his great works
if he’s not impeached after he’s been in office 1,000 days. Then this list will be ten times as long!
Here’s hoping we can still use keyboards with our radioactive lobster hands!