I like to think it’s because I’m such a great writer that people are coming to read my thoughts on music and politics. Of course, what’s really happening is that people type stupid shit into Google and end up here.
After reading Lebrain’s posts about what search terms lead to his site I thought it would be fun to share what leads people to The Audible Stew.
cant say anything without affending someone – I think more people are offended by the thought of others being offended.
rubber drysuit girl
art garfunkel audible – some poor bastard was hoping to download a copy of “What Is It All but Luminous: Notes from an Underground Man” and ended up here. Now they are immortalized with all these perverts looking for weird porn.
oliver sykes the musician jerking his cock – Seek help, sir! Seek help!
scott stapp thinks about trump na make america great again – I’ll never understand why people seem to care so much about Scott Stapp’s views on politics. It’s not like he’s Taylor Swift or something.
because trump can suck a big bag o’ dicks!
trump sucks dirty donkey dick
does donald truimp suck cock? – That’s an interesting question. I’d like to see a reporter ask this just so the president would have to answer it. Sure, it’s demeaning to the office of the president, but how much lower can we really go at this point?
trumps big mouth is chewing dick – I wish. At least then he wouldn’t be able to speak.