Trump’s 100 best accomplishments in the First 100 days


Now that we’re on the 100th day of his I think it’s time we take a look back on the biggest accomplishments of Trump’s historic presidency.

 

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95 ummmmmmmm

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89 Wow, this is harder than I thought it would be.

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75 I don’t hate moderate Republicans like John McCain or John Kasich as much as I used to. I suppose that’s a plus right.

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62 And then there’s the… oh, no. Nevermind.

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54 Hmmmmm

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32 Then there was his controversial decision to… oh wait. That sucked too. 

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22 Rember that time he sucked a whole bag of dicks? That was good right?

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14 We haven’t nuked anyone yet. (Fingers crossed that I won’t have to update this before publishing it tomorrow.)

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1 #TheResistance

 

Wow! Can you believe all the great things Trump has managed to accomplish in just 100 days? I can’t wait until we can look back on all of his great works if he’s not impeached after he’s been in office 1,000 days. Then this list will be ten times as long!

Here’s hoping we can still use keyboards with our radioactive lobster hands!

 

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