So, I’m pretty silly at work. My job can occasionally be challenging and labor intensive, but for the most part it’s monotonous and dull. Which is why I try to use my time on the clock in a constructive way. I do most of my air guitar practice at work. I also spend too much time singing love songs to any women in my general vicinity.
But last week I experienced something that filled me with woe. Not one but TWO girls looked at me like and idiot when I started singing George Harrison’s “Got My Mind Set On You.” It wasn’t the normal ‘you’re an idiot’ stare that I get when singing love songs to coworkers, but a ‘what the hell are you singing you idiot’ stare. They never heard of George Harrison!
I felt like Ahab talking to someone who had never heard of Moby Dick. Ken Hamm talking to someone who had never heard of Jesus. And Bill Cosby talking to someone who had never heard of Rohypnol.
So to do my duty and try to make the world a better place I’m sharing with you a small bit of greatness. Enjoy!