Unless you live on a continent far, far away from me you know it’s been extremely cold this week. And the worst is set to come tomorrow when that damn polar vortex comes again. Hell, it’s so cold Lake Erie is 94 percent frozen over.
I’ve taken to playing a game with the weather app on my phone where I search for places where the weather sucks worse than it does in New Philadelphia, OH. So far the only places I’ve come across with lower temperatures are Green Bay, Wisconsin and Omsk, Russia (Siberia). Close contenders are Bangor, Maine and Nuuk, Greenland.
But Nome, Alaska; McMurdo Station, Antarctica and Helsinki, Finland have been posting warmer temperatures than home all week.
I want to move to Venus where the average temperature is 864 degrees Fahrenheit, but that isn’t economically viable at the moment so I will just fight the winter blues the best way I know how.
With Katrina & The Waves!
Keep warm North America!