Are You Lost? Part V

I’d like to think that it’s because I’m such a great writer that people are coming to read about my thoughts on music. Of course, what’s really happening is that people are typing crazy things into search engines and ending up here. After reading my fellow blogger Mike Delano’s posts about what search terms lead folks to his site I thought it would be fun to share what leads people to The Audible Stew. Here are some of the wacky internet searches that have brought people here over the last month:

Joey Jordison Shirtless

Joey Jordison Shirtless

joey jordison shirtless

slayer is overrated/ is slayer overrated ? -One person was looking for the answer and the other for the question.

miley nudity

junior taboo porn/ youngest nudist taboo/ naked little young girls lust 14 age/ shocking young taboo forbidden porn it may be time to take down that picture of Ariel Rebel. I love the girl and all, but she’s giving me the wrong kind of attention.

darius rucker racist tweet -this was not at all what I thought it would be.

liberace candelabra

pornsarah b all nude photos -I’m still not sure what started this.

metalcore scream girl vs boy -I can’t differentiate between them myself. No answers here.

little richard buddy holly threesome -Yes, according to Little Richard’s Book this really happened.

papa emeritus penis -is this the new Ghost album?


If you enjoy this post you may also enjoy Are You Lost IV, III, Pervert or I




7 thoughts on “Are You Lost? Part V

      • I’ve never listened to Liberace… which I think is kind of cool. Not sure how I’ve dodged that bullet for 30 years, but I’m going to keep on dodging it.

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        • I can at least say I didn’t pay any money for it. Used to work as a mover, and whenever our customers had a HiFi they wanted to abandon I grabbed it. Usually stripped it for parts – tubes, speakers, turntables e.g. Have a real beauty of an Electrohome that was too nice to destroy (turntable needle was un-used!)
          AND they often came with LP’s. In addition to a couple of Liberace, I have a very impressive?? selection of Ray Conniff & Percy Faith & that no-one will let me play 😀


    • Thanks man, I felt bad for stealing your idea, but it’s such a GREAT idea! And it is getting harder to screen through the boring searches to find the good ones, but I find it worth it.
      Maybe it’s just that I write about such oddball stuff. I mean, where else will a search for “Little Richard/Buddy Holly Threesome” take you. I’m glad it’s here!


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