I’d like to think that it’s because I’m such a great writer that people are coming to read about my thoughts on music. Of course, what’s really happening is that people are typing crazy things into search engines and ending up here. After reading my fellow blogger Mike Delano’s posts about what search terms lead folks to his site I thought it would be fun to share what leads people to The Audible Stew. Here are a few from the last month…
layne staly possing in nude pictures – There’s actually a really sad, fucked up story about this (here), but I like my take on it better.
christian metal covers of hymns – Cool idea, but I don’t know where you’d find it.
crew stadium in united kingdom-Never been to that one.
most naked music videos
al jourgensen cocaine/keith richards cocaine/marilyn manson drug addiction – Was there a series of PSA’s that I missed?
millstreet brews teenage mutant- Sounds like a hockey team
why stew flamingos pink -Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
what makes a bad talent scout – Interest in good music.
what is the meaning for miley cyrus song wrecking ball – Really?
i’m the motherfucker who named you sue – Why would you do an internet search for this?
95 feces – What Martin Luther put on the door of the outhouse.
was alice in chains satanist – No. Actually if you play “The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here” backwards you get “Ave Maria.” If you play the Smashing Pumpkins’ “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” backwards you get “Holy, Holy, Holy.” And Slayer’s “God Hates Us All” backwards is “Amazing Grace.” These bands did this to hide their true meanings from the godless, heathen masses.