After my tasteless post a few weeks ago on the best songs to play while committing suicide, I thought it would be appropriate if I were to do a totally misogynistic post to repulse my remaining readers. So I present you…
THE HOTTEST ROCK STARS
Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil – Another one I’ve never understood. I hear she has nice feet?
Joan Jett – I never cared much for her until I saw that movie The Runaways. Now I love rock and roll.
Pink – I fell in love at about :45 when she starts jumping rope. Like I said… Misogyny
Otep – Whereas Pink definitely could kick my ass, I get the feeling Otep wants to kick my ass. And for some reason that’s really sexy.
Miley Cyrus – I admit to it.
Katy Perry – I once heard her referred to as ‘the tits I could play with until the end of time.’ I’m not sure I could do it that long, but Earth would be a cinder burnt out by the expanding sun by the time I was done.
Chris Cornell – I’m not gay or anything. I don’t want to have sex with him. I just want to spoon… man.
Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless – So what if she looks like something from a Dr. Seuss book. She’s still the sexiest who this side of Horton’s eardrum.
Shirley Manson of Garbage – Scottish red head? Potty mouth? Terminator? YES! YES! YES!
Kittie – It was well documented that every metal dude on the face of the planet was in love with Kittie when they first came out in 1999, but has anyone heard their latest album?
Fiona Apple – I think every guy around my age who remembers this video was in love with Fiona Apple.
All joking aside, these women may have turned my head with their looks, but unlike a plethora of famous singers who aren’t on this list; they managed to keep my attention.